The only thing to push Paris Hilton aside, the continuing influence of the Segway.

I’ve watched the last of the Soprano’s, finished Legends of Zelda, and now that Paris is in poky, there is only one thing left. We join the staff of The Onion to contemplate the vast social, economic, political and possible sexual changes that have occurred since the introduction of the Segway. Enjoy.


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One thought on “The only thing to push Paris Hilton aside, the continuing influence of the Segway.

  1. I’ve been watching Paris Hilton’s BFF. Where do they find these people? They’re from another world!

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